What School Didn’t Teach Us

October 11, 2025

Here’s your quick-start guide to actually keeping some cash in your account — no spreadsheets, no shame, and definitely no boring lectures.

Forget the rigid “50/30/20” budget rule. You’re not a robot — and neither is your wallet.


Try this instead:
🫙 60% Needs (rent, groceries, adulting stuff)
💰 20% Future You (savings or debt paydown)
🍓 10% Fun First (treats, concerts, therapy shopping)
🎯 10% Flex (life’s curveballs, seasonal chaos, random Target runs)

Then, automate the whole thing so you never have to think about it. Rename your categories for motivation:

  • “Savings” → Glow-Up Fund
  • “Groceries” → Snack Priorities
  • “Rent” → Crib Fee

Jelli-style hack: JJ (our AI budgeting assistant) can split your paycheck into JelliJARS automatically when it hits your account — no mental math, just smooth adulting.

👉 Join the Waitlist and let JJ do the splitting while you do the living.


Real talk: big savings start tiny. $5 here, $3 there — it adds up like a sneaky little side hustle.

Try these:
💸 $5 Weekly Emergency Seed: You’ll have $100 in ~5 months without noticing.

💳 Round-Up Rule: Every $7.42 coffee rounds to $8 — that extra $0.58 goes straight to your emergency stash.

🎁 Found Money Rule: When you get a refund or gift card, stash 50% in savings, spend 50% guilt-free.

Jelli-style hack: Make jars for Crisis Coins, Round-Ups, and Found Money — and let JJ fill them automatically. It’s giving “wealth ninja.”


Your brain loves a story, so give your money one. Instead of “Vacation Fund,” try Italy 2026.
It’s not just semantics — studies show naming your goals creates emotional attachment, which makes saving stick.

Jelli-style hack: You can name your JelliJARS anything — complete with emojis and color-coded vibes. JJ even drops JelliBEANS and badges when you hit milestones, so saving feels like winning, not withholding.

Join the Jelli Waitlist to turn goals into a game you actually want to play.


Impulse buying? Undefeated. But here’s how you play defense:

🕐 The 24-Hour Hold: Add it to cart, walk away. If you still want it tomorrow, buy it from your Fun jar — no guilt, no chaos.

💸 Add-to-Cart Tax: Every time you do buy something, skim 5–10% into savings. That way, your “treat yourself” moment still moves your goals forward.

Jelli-style hack: JJ gives real-time nudges when you make a purchase and asks which jar it belongs to. Suddenly, budgeting feels like gaming your impulses — not killing your joy.


Forget the latte-shaming — real savings live in your bills.

💬 Ask for better rates: Phone, internet, gym — half of them have promos they’ll never tell you about unless you ask. (Set a calendar reminder every 6–12 months to renegotiate.)

🎓 Use your student card: Discounts still apply way more places than you think — streaming services, museums, tech subscriptions, even software.

🔁 Bundle & autopay: Most services knock off $5–10 a month if you do.

Jelli-style hack: Create a Bill Hunt jar for temporary price hikes and a Savings Scoop jar for the wins. JJ tracks it so the savings don’t mysteriously “disappear.”.”


Money wasn’t on the high school syllabus — but it’s definitely part of the adulting exam.
These hacks are your cheat sheet to stop “winging it” and start winning it.

With JJ and your JelliJARS doing the heavy lifting, you’ll finally have that one thing school never gave you: financial peace with flavor.

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